hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

hiddles-kun:

all i can say is don’t date anyone that can’t handle the harsh reality of periods

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

aplacetolovedogs:

Trying so hard to stay awake

aplacetolovedogs:

Trying so hard to stay awake

gallifrey-feels:

Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out”

Got a bit of… toothpaste.

zygoats:

"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.