sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parasailin-sarahpalin:

famousmeat:

Zac Efron & Bear Grylls touch each other on Running Wild

i would suck them both off in the wild or otherwise praise jesus

I made the mistake of throwing in a comment on my moms Facebook post about the bachelor and now I’m getting a ton of notifications from middle aged women disapproving of whatever happened on that show

taywad:

I want to feel this good

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

glazetogrey:

if you know someone in your life is bringing bad energy or isn’t a good influence for you, CUT THEM OUT! you may feel like it’s not a good time to let go yet or like you’ll be lonely without them, but it’s the best thing to do for yourself. 

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

thecoldestginger asked:
":D Here's a smile to brighten your day!!!"

This is so cute thank you!!!