#ME
"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

watsoldier:

how dare you be out of my league and single

midworst:

tell ‘em that it’s my birthday when i party like that

midworst:

tell ‘em that it’s my birthday when i party like that

oxfordcama:

"can u post that screenshot on tumblr I’m an asshole thx bai"

oxfordcama:

"can u post that screenshot on tumblr I’m an asshole thx bai"

vinebox:

How I be at parties

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

vinebox:

I went to the wrong High School